I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map
Definitive Lara: Exploring Next-Gen Tech
#this looks like the middle of an awkward conversation #’you like to run your fingers along the painting to find the sweet spot huh?’ #’excuse me?’ #’ya like to wake the birds in the cage? or do you prefer things quiet?’ #’what’ #’you like to pick the lock huh?? you like to claw your way up?? #you like to steal from a brothel huh?? #you like to close the window on the way in?? #you like to collect all the forks?? #you like that stuff huh??’ #’i feel very uncomfortable right now and it’s not the leather’
oh my god
#’so… you have quick fingers am i right’ #’what is that supposed to mean’ #’you need a light touch to be a thief’ #’i beg your pardon?’ #’you have to be very good with your hands in your line of work am i right’ #’stop it’ #’you get to pry open windows pretty often huh’
I had one of these growing up and I was such shit at it I literally have never heard one used for anything other than plonky, labored renditions of ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ in my living room. This is gorgeous.
When you want to Rp with someone and they agree but you both have no ideas
I did this for a desktop wallpaper for しにょこ/Shinyoko @ Pixiv
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"